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faithandfury:

kinell:

freightsick:

thatbagelgirl:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I love this so fucking much

Everyone needs to watch the video because it’s so much better than this gif set.

SO GOOD

This has me in tears, sometimes I do feel unlucky not to have a father

(via daydontcare)

My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.

fortheloveoftrilll:

xxvalleygirlxx:

livelaughloveatrandom:

doux-riens:

wordstrappedinmythroat:

ladiizluvcj:

frenchiefuckingill:


Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

DEAD

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i cant lmao

LMFAO

Lawd bless her

That ain’t racists that’s facts lmaooo

(via joliefleurr)

titytwochainz:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

image

(via xtraordinaryms)

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

It really wasn’t that funny

(via somepunkrocklesbian)

raind0wn:

kev-n:

foreverqueird:

sickrat:

blckppl:

70 year old Grandma tells the story of getting her tattoo. 

hahahahaha

old people are awesome

OMFG

OOOOOHMYGODDD

I didn’t expect it to go there lmfaooooooo

(Source: instantlemonade, via daydontcare)

Send me a color

memesurgery:

Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - You’re cool.

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - I hate you

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype

(via somepunkrocklesbian)